Jonsey Banter
originally created by the legend himself, kevin devised a form of conversation called ‘jonsey banter’. this style of conversation typically involves stories that may or may not be true, typically involving kevin, about his random adventures around the areas of durham. these include magical bike rides & the squirrel saga on the front street of stanley.
boy 1: did you go to the party last night?
boy 2: yeah! top jonsey banter there!
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