jordan-shock
when someone has grown addicted to a person and becomes a puppy and has not talked to a certain person for a short amount of time. in the victims mind though, since he/she is in jordan-shock, this short amount of time seems endless to her. this originated from maria&jordan on the tv show some do, when jordan gets a job and therefore is unable to talk to maria as much as he used to.
a: hey, why does she keep checking her buddy list?
b: oh, she’s in jordan-shock.
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