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• stink bum

  a person with a very stinky b-m, ie. they are very cute and appealing but must be made to think that their rear end smells. you are a “stink b-m”. also good when used in conjunction with “poo face”, for example as a greeting – “h-llo, stink b-m poo face”. 1 more definition he whose […]

• Blood Ragging

  having s-x with a woman whilst on there period. i blood ragged my girlfriend four times the other night. “so what did u get up to friday night?” “me and my girlfriend were blood ragging!”

• blowjob alarm clock

  when you wake up to someone (preferrably a woman) with your d-ck in their mouth performing f-ll-t–. wow im gonna have a great day! why? because i got a bl-wj-b alarm clock.

• Essex Icecube

  when a dirty chav is on her period she drips her blood into a pint gl-ss and puts it in the fridge overnight and forces her boyfriend to drink it the next day. my girlfriend knocked me out and gave an ess-x icecube

• Potatoe Sack Race

  when you realize you’re out of toilet paper and you have to hop down the hallway with your pants down, not wanting to risk getting sh-t stains on your underpants, to fetch a roll or two. make sure you stock the bathroom with plenty of toilet paper. i dont want to have to do a […]

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