Jordasm
1:a -rg-sm given by a person named jordan
2:a really hot chick
omg!! i just had an jordasm
1 more definition
see definition for “jordan rotz”
i call him jordasm cause when i see him i cream my pants!! omg
Read Also:
- jorstock
“a concert where hammerfall only plays for 3 days straight” man that jorstock rocked the f-cking socks off my feet, or something
- jamslam
the best programmer in the world, and someone who always pwns scyth. jamslam pwned scyth in programming the other day.
- jpindy
the combination of a wonderful, charming young gentleman named jp and his lovely lady name cindy. usually used to describe the best thing that has ever happened. “man, today was freaking amazing!!!” -“must have had a jpindy day!”
- Judgenoculars
an apparatus used to p-ss judgement on p-ssersby based on their appearance, expression, or swirling rumors. also used in meetings to evaluate the worth of someone’s comments. focusing in on the details that reveal someone’s intentions or evidence of misguided behavior. the use of which is recounted later by gesturing with circling hand motions around […]
- juicer dildo
a s-x toy or d-ld- whose head looks like a fruit juicer, and that has a broad base that usually has a handle so you can spin it when it is in the chick’s p-ssy. i just bought a juicer d-ld- from the local s-x shop, and my girlfriend loves it’s rotary action boyee.