jordy laforge
using teleportation to slam dunk a basketball while wearing sungl-sses you bought at a thrift store.
i pulled a jordy laforge on the court last night. it was hard with the gl-sses on, but i did it.
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taking a p–p horizontally across somebody’s face like jordy laforge’s visors.
i gave dave a jordy laforge.
noun
1. a term describing the s-xual act of -j-c-l-t-ng in a horizontal pattern
across the face of a blind person. similar to a reading rainbow.
q: “did you check out that blind chick at the glory hole?”
a: “yeah and there was even enough wiggle room for me to give her a jordy laforge.”
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