Jorts
jean shorts. worn mostly by children and douchebags. jorts are perhaps the easiest way to recognize people you will not like. if you wear jorts, you probably don’t talk to girls. the term “jorts” does not apply to jean shorts worn by black people, as those are entirely acceptable.
the kid next to me was definitely a total d-ck; he was wearing jorts.
a combination of the words “jean” and “shorts” used to describe the hideous attire, usually sported by nascar afficianados and men over 40. sometimes jorts are accessorized with a lovely cellphone belt clip and a braided leather belt, but not always. sometimes the jorts wearer lets the jorts speak for themselves.
while at a baseball game, i noticed a plethora of adult males with no shirts on, drinking copious amounts of beer while proudly wearing jorts.
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