Jory

the best girl you could ever met. she has a great sense of humor and is so beautiful. she will always be by your side and be true. but dont do her wrong cause if she is your you are the luckiest person alive. if you can call her yours you need to lo e every minute, hour, day, month, year. she is the one you want to spend the rest of your life with
1: “dude guess what!”
2: “what man!”
1: “i just became the luckiest man alive!”
2: “did you win the lottery?!”
1:” no man i asked jory out and she said yes!”
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an ironic person that is random most of the time. a jory is funny, gorgeous, caring, mischevious and have a dirty mind. jorys are a rare find, if you ever even find one, you are one of the luckiest people. don’t ever treat a jory badly, or else you’ll be six feet under.
“wow, you’re so lucky to have a jory… i wish i had one.”
a unique and amazing man. jory is way above average intellegence. he is determined and successful. a jory is helpful and understanding. if you need someone to talk to, he is there to listen and is willing to talk about anything. he loves a good debate. he is good looking but has no idea. a jory is an expert in bed and makes women -rg-sm like you’ve never experienced before. he is loyal and honest.

jory makes one happy.
girl #1: i’m dating jory.
girl #2: what? i’m so jealous! jory is amazing!
girl #1: yea, he really is 🙂
the most amazing boy in the entire world. someone that no one that you can’t help, but to love to death. he will always be my best friend. i love him.
jory, i love you, you are the best
an amazingly awesome microwaving scientist . just thinking of him will put a smile on your face and make you want to jump on him (in a good way). he is very excepting of people and will welcome you with open arms to join his life.
person 1: man is that man jory?
person 2: he sure is bob he sure is.
a fict-tious mammal with the ability to change between man and beast. in his man form he is a juggernaut with a heavy glow around him that emulates awesomeness,however in his beast form he is a clown fish…yes, just like in finding nemo. not to exciting.
1:”hey did you see jory yesterday?”
2:”yeah he beat the living dog sh-t out of a ufc fighter then had s-x with the olsen twins.”
1:”really? i saw him today swimming in an aquarium at a petco. wierd.”
an absolutely amazing guy that n-body could ever live without, as soon as you see them you’ll fall in love with them. they are some of the most amazing people alive and rare too come across. if you meet one don’t let them go becuase you’ll regret it.
my boyfriend jory is the most amazing person ever.!
eating a double cheeseburger off your partner’s -ss while hitting it doggy style.
joseph, “man you look exhausted, you hungry?”
fernando, “nah, me and my girl just pulled a jory!!”
joseph, “sh-t yeah”