Joscally
reminiscent of a lizard. he files his teeth like the ancient mayans. doesn’t really know what’s going on. doesn’t care. at all. can be found wandering and staring. joscally is a fan of hot guys. if you listen closely, you can hear him commenting on attractive men’s bodies. refuses to wear contacts. its gl-sses or gtfo. expert art historian
kid 1: did you see joscally today?
kid 2: yeah, he was just staring. i made hard eye contact but nothing happened.
1: i just glanced at him, and i was like “how did this lizard get in the building?”
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