josed


pr-nounced “hoe-zayd.” version of the word “hosed” often used in a software development environment to say something is messed up, screwed up, broken, or wrong.
dude, this implementation is josed!
right after a guy c-ms inside a girl she goes and has s-x with another guy.
one female friend of mine has a term for this, it’s called “making him eat jose’s c-m,” or, “jose’d.”

in her younger days she had a main squeeze, jose, and she’d f-ck him, let him bust inside of her, then she’d go on to the next guy and have him eat her out and f-ck her later that night. she did this to countless guys.

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