Joshing my bagels
a phrase meaning you must be kissing my “baby” or in layman’s terms telling a false truth. used mostly in playful to s-xual contexts.
robzilladilla: “hey man, why don’t you just kiss the baby.”
peter jenkins: “child please, you must be joshing my bagels!”
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