Joshtimus
1. the leader. the one in the work or other social circle that swags the most when walking. typically the joshtimus rocks ballin’ -ss sh-t like dope -ss watches and tie clips. usually a male, but female’s can also be the joshtimus of their clique. he or she always has leather interior in their vehicles. they are highly regarded and desired.
2. a guy in his 30’s that loves transformers, especially optimus prime. he is likely to have subtle remnants of his optimus affection such as metal decals (usually on tie clips or vehicles). he is also likely to have an optimus prime helmet and images of transformers on his facebook page.
3. a dj that keeps the crowd moving and kicks b-tches off the stage for doing dumb sh-t.
“yo, that joshtimus is a klinester, did you see how he swagged into the room and everyone got sucked in like a tractor beam?”
chick- “wow, who the h-ll was that wearing the optimus prime helmet?” dude”just a goofy -ss joshtimus trying to relive the childhood he didn’t have”
“that drunk b-tch put her hand on joshtimus’ dj equipment and next thing you know security was dragging her -ss out. most people know better than to touch a joshtimus’ sh-t!”
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