joshua carney
a person who likes to steal from family members and friends. likes to f-ck underage girls who look like little boys. he smokes weed and does any other drug if you tell him too. he likes to lie about everything and cheat on every girl he’s ever dated. he also likes to steal cars and people’s rent money. joshua carney is a metros-xu hipster with a small brain that barely ever gets used.
you are acting like a real joshua carney
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