Joss
to push a sh-t back into your b-tt and talk with your mouth open
too much joss
good luck or good fortune. good joss can also mean to have good kharma or fate. a combination of circ-mstances, events, etc., operating by chance to bring good to a person.
finding the couch she wanted on sale was good joss for carolyn.
to invalidate previous episodes and/or interpretations of a television show. from joss whedon, the buffy the vampire slayer creator, who frequently rewrote or added to his characters’ backstories as the show progressed, most notoriously changing the age and previous history of the vampire spike.
“s1 doctor who totally jossed the ‘new adventures’.” “that episode of heroes jossed my fanfic.”
norwegian colloquial for jesus. its true!
~jøsses!
-yeah!
~jøss!
an insult that can be widely used.
often used to signify someone’s stupidity.
norm: “so what are we doing today dude?”
josser: “im doing yo mum!”
norm:”stfu joss!”
a female with the strength of a man
dude, don’t mess with her, she’s a total joss
a mammal creature that has a long ranged third leg and loves to use the word “trufax”. only can be seen in canada.
but beware, if you are a very s-xy l-ss. he might slap you with his third leg.
annie: he got a 7 incher.
annelin: he really does.
licia: i’ve seen it.
pearl: i seen it, its huge.
joss: ^trufax
joss means to be a bite sized elf that loves santa and is very cute and little. a joss will grow in the future to be big and stong and will become a professional skier.
look at that joss over there!
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