Joss Stone
an extremely talented soul singer aged 17.
joss stone rocks- need i say more?
barbie doll teenage pop singer, cynically marketed as a serious and mature soul artiste. contrary to popular belief and marketing hype, not actually from the mean streets of harlem or detroit, but from the nice middle cl-ss suburb of kent in england.
not that you’d realise this from her songs or videos, which usually feature her in some m-ssive new york loft apartment wailing about her boyfriend who is twice her age.
another in a long line of teenage singers irresponsibly promoted as serious adults and mature idols to their teenage fanbase who ultimately will be committing m-ss suicide or downing truckloads of prozac when they realise that life is not all groovy soho lofts and laid back hippy chick love.
average person 1: shouldn’t joss stone in school right now?
average person 2: nah, her record company are making a sh-tload of money out of p-ssing her off as a soul singer.
a beautiful caucasian pop star who has some mad soul… can outsing xtina, mariah and whitney.
forget those lame teeny bopper pop tarts & tacky, ghetto r&b singers… joss stone is the best.
the most amazing live act in the entire world!
me: omg i saw joss stone in concert, and she looked at me and smiled, and i touched her arm!
piece of sh-t soul singer. doesn’t know anything and makes very gay music.
u hear that joss stone joint?
ya its a piece of sh-t
absolutely toooo cool. not to mention the best hippie since janis joplin and the most down to earth person since ghandi. oh and she is the white aretha franklin…. not to mention she’s only 17. rock on
joss stone is the daughter of soul
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