Jottle
masturbation
man’s perspective: i just got some new p-rn to jottle to!
please lock your door if you’re going to jottle!
it is very rude to jottle at a friends house.
the name for any bottle of alcohol, replacing the “b” with a “j”.
jack: hey man, did you pick up a jottle?
jose: naw, we’re gonna go get the jottle and then go jarty!
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