Jousting

jousting is a way to spice up thins in the bedroom. it is performed by a male standing atleast 10 feet away and inserting his junk into the female. he cannot slow down it stop it he is dqed.
bro i was jousting with stephanie last night and on the third try i totally got it in.
as your hitting it from the back, reach around and pull back your t-st-cl-s, creating a fully extended b-n-r, and joust your way to victory.
i had to start jousting that girl last night, my regular b-n-r wasn’t doing the trick.
when two naked men with erections run straight at each other really fast, the first one to cry loses.
man bill and i were jousting so hard last night i almost split my ball sack
a medieval sport where two men ride at each other on horseback wielding a large pole.
henry viii enjoyed jousting with phillip
jousting is the act of two h-m-s-xual men trying to -ssert their dominance. both men having erections charge at one another p-n-s first. whatever man is last standing gets to have the dominate role in s-x first. it is a fetish and sort of like rock, paper, scissor, shoot on decision making in bed.
kevin: “it’s my time to shine! this time i’m going to be on top!”
brett: “sure you will never beat me in jousting.”
kevin: “not this time! get ready… on your mark get set.”
brett: “go!!!!!”
s-x while standing up. the man runs as fast as he can before penetrating the women, using his p-n-s like a lance. the women can run from the opposite direction but this is optional.
“the wife let me try jousting her last night”
“be careful man, that can cause internal bleeding”
a compet-tion between males, usually in clubs or bars with plenty of females (preferably not swamp donkeys) that takes being a man wh-r- to a whole new level.
i cant believe josh only bagged two b-tches jousting last night! i know, steven hit the bar early and ended up with six and a midget, does that count as a half?

jousting in phat guys tonight would be like pouring liquid fire in my peehole!
when two circ-msized men with erections smash their p-n-s heads into each other much like rams do. the act is said to bring heightened s-xual -rg-sm.
eric and mark loved getting together in the old warehouse and having a good old fashioned jousting match. mark loved the feel of eric’s slippery slimey prec-m as their pee holes kissed each other.

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