Jovic
“jovic” is both the prophet and the god of the 1337. he has infinite knowledge, power and swag. he foresaw the future, and claimed “he would play whit human”!
1337 #1: hey, that guy’s pretty swag, what a jovic.
1337 #2: dude, he’s not -that- swag.
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