Joy Dropping
top definition
a solo s-x act where a male heats his scr-t-m with a hair dryer or similar impliment followed by “dropping” in a bowl of ice water to introduce rapid temperature change. this results in the t-st-cl-s shrinking (shrinkage) and if done properly, a “hands free” -j-c-l-t–n/masturbation.
dude! my roomate was trying joy dropping and burned his nuts with the hair dryer! that idiot needs a real girlfriend…
Read Also:
- fagez
top definition f-gez – no less than that of one who could be defined as a f-g , however is somewhat on another level of discreetness and indeed gno0bness. f-gez – onder h-ssan in the context of a rather simple question: j00 f-gez?
- faggedyann
top definition noun) someone who is both f-ggoty, as well as raggedy, just like a raggedy ann doll (who enjoys having her m-ffin b-ttered.) “when is f-ggedyann getting home?” 1 more definition add your own 2 someone who suggests unpopular or childish activities to a group trying to decide on something to do. alternatively, a […]
- comformance
top definition com·for·mance kuhm-fawr-muhns noun an object that pertains features of both comfort and performance “man, that car has some serious comformance. it’s fast and a comfortable cruiser!” “know what car completely lacks comformance? a caterham.”
- bloody gunshot wound
top definition a woman’s sloppy v-g-n- on the rag. her bl–dy gunshot wound was unbearable to have s-x with.
- bathing suit drunk
top definition the act of becoming so intoxicated that you wake up in the morning wearing your bathing suit without remembering how, when or why it happened. john was so wasted last night. he woke up in the morning and realized he had been bathing suit drunk.