Jratchet
a s-x position involving a black midget, a kitten, and a scottish bulldog. the female must spit on the midget’s head until it is so lubed she forces it up her v-g-n-. meanwhile, the female forces the kittens paw up the bulldog’s b-tt.
once the midget has removed his head from the female’s v-g-n-, he forces himself to throw up on the female’s -sshole, and shoves it all in. the female then forces herself to sh-t out the vomit and she eats it. then, the female will swollow the midgets c-m, throw it up, and force the kitten and bulldog to finish it. each step is critical.
me and an old friend pulled a gnarley jratchet last night and i still can’t feel the lower half of my body.
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