Juan
juan is one of the best people you could meet. his personality is one of a kind. he’s one of the funniest people. he can be sarcastic and stubborn at times. he’s smart and understanding. he’s there for you. he knows how to treat a girl and make her feel special. he’s a jealous guy when in a relationship only because he’s afraid to lose you. he’s romantic and will go through so much just to stay by your side. he’s a guy with real feelings and will know how to make you smile even on your worst days. he’ll make you feel worth more then what you think. you’ll never wanna leave his side. juan is basically perfect.
” i love you juan <3 "
the number before two.
juan (1), 2, 3, ....
possibly the coolest name you can have.
the first juan was born in the badlands of mexico and according to the legend raised by dragons until the tender age of five at which he, single handed defeated a troop of french invaders by giving them wrong directions that took them into a pit of eternal d-mnation.
it is also said that, at 15 years of age, he created the cult to kukulkan the feathered snake by taking a snake, covering it with glue and sticking chicken feathers to the poor animal. kukulkan is still worship at yucatan up to the present day.
the story goes on to tell incredible feats that would make hercules himself look like a kid.
the funniest part is that he died killed by a coconut while taking a nap under a coconut tree (of course) at the tender age of 78.
juan already did that!
i wish i was as cool as juan!
when i grow up, i want to be just as cool as juan.
juan is my hero.
super delicious male humanoid. and incredible in bed.
juaaan.. oh, juann..
juan is a sweet good looking guy with a nice personality, but can be a sarcastic pr-ck sometimes. juan can be pretty dense, and freaking weird too! also gets angry at the smallest things but is very smart and great to talk to when your sad and need a shoulder to cry on. juan is also the type of guy who can pull off the nerdy look and make it s-xy 😉 knows how to treat women and is known for being a very cute son of a b-tch! stubborn as f-ck though! haha. and because juan is mexican he is an amazingly s-xy dancer! ;d but is shy and quiet so he's not easy to talk to. and his smile is even s-xier!!! he loves reading and writing poetry, making music, and nature and isnt afraid of being sensitive making him a a real romantic! and his kisses are soft and gentle and when he says something he means it so in other words juan's the perfect bf! mmmmuah ;- hahaha if you ever catch a juan, ladies, never let that boy go!!!
juan gets angry too easily but he's soooo cute!
i kissed juan yesterday and his lips felt amazing!!!
juan's sooo nerdy and weird. he's always talking about pokemon and super mario
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