Juanpablo
1) verb: to resolve a problem or situation using a simple or relaxed, laid-back solution. to tactfully disarm.
2) noun: quiet optimism in the face of immeasurable odds.
verb: man, i thought that dude was going to punch my nose in but i was able to juanpablo the problem.
noun: despite all the talk of an imminent nuclear winter, i’m very juanpablo about it, we’ll sort it out somehow.
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the juan pablo is the dirtier cousin of the dirty sanchez. it involves an 8-12 inch strand of -n-l beads and a sombrero for the man. when you have your girl in the doggie style position, insert the -n-l beads into the woman -ss. when you pull them out quickly whip the beads into her mouth and hold on much like that of a horses reigns. when finished she should have dots of caca left on her face.
bro, i just pulled off the juan pablo with that girl from the bar, i was holding on for about 2 minutes….
girl, my man just tried the juan pablo on me and left caca dots on my face!!! it was hot though….
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