Judge Cheeto
the annoying fat heffer of an office secretary that somehow always knows when someone has brought in food. you don’t tell her about it, but when you open the box of donuts, there she is grubbing on them. usually has stashes of -ssorted snacks such as cheetos and ring dings in her desk drawers and cabinets.
ralph: “hey brian, kim brought in some bagels…come get one.”
brian: “okay cool, i’ll make sure i grab one before judge cheeto gets her paws on them.”
ralph: “good idea…that b-tch is ruthless when it comes to food.”
judge cheeto: “i…smell…..bagels!”
brian/ralph: “jesus christ! it’s on the loose! runnnnn!!!!!”
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