judgy eyes
a look of judgment or contempt that one gives without saying a word. instead, their eyes speak volumes.
girl 1: do you think this dress is too revealing?
girl 2: no, you look fine. (as she looks girl 1 up and down in a scrutinizing manner)
girl 1: then why are you looking at me with those judgy eyes?
girl 2: oh, it’s just because you’re a b-tch.
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