juff
to jack off and huff gas simultaneously for a spectacularly heady high.
it was a rainy sat-rday, so i went to my crawlsp-ce with my headband light, jackrag, and a can of gas and got my proper juff on.
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aka just for fun.
a term used to joke.
a : dude, are u she man ?
b : f-ck!! im not.
a : juff dude
a noxious, eye-watering odourous guff that eminates from anyone whose name begins with a “j” – usually unleashed after a night out on the p-ss. also know as “the world of juff”.
“f-ck me, juppy, it reeks in here. that is painful. you must have been juffing all night, you filthy b-st-rd”.
quite simply – a one word description of a s-x smell
(bedroom door opens and lee walks into a room while dave has just finished having s-x)
lee: holy mother of god (coughs) what in gods name is that f-cking smell.
dave: i do believe its juff. i think that wh-r- f-nny farted a plume of juff on the curtain. my bad!
j-zz used term wen looking at a very fineeeeeeee lady
wow andy, i dont think i’d have enough juff if i was to 3d that
a form of f-lch-ng for women only.
she juffed me
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