juffawup
s-xual desire so strong that it consumes you completely and all else fades away. it is so strong that you know nothing else and don’t actually know that what you are feeling is s-xual desire. so that you feel s-xual desire and only s-xual desire for the rest of eternity, even after death.
may the blessings of the elastic juffawup be upon you.
wow! that guy is so h-rny, he must be under the spell of the juffawup!!
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