Jug Bat
a very large p-n-s. usually referred to when describing the p-n-s as being so m-ssive in size and girth that all it’s good for is slapping up against a womans body parts, most often their jugs.
when jason went on his blind date he had no idea that the woman he was with had a particular fondness for a man with a jug bat. he was pleasantly surprised when the woman requested a little jug slapping.
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