Jug Fuck
the act of decapitating a subject (victim) and then penetrating the exposed oesophagus, the blood is a handy lubricant and the subject is guaranteed to swallow. the origin of the name comes from the severing of the jugular veins within the neck.
1) i’m a creepy snuff film director and i’m going to rape and jug f-ck that innocent woman because she refused to have s-x with me.
2) craig, would you jug f-ck keri?
a complete screw up where the right hand doesn’t know what the left hand is doing.
so a week ago i called for an appointment for this test. they tell me i have to go down to the office and wait in line. i show up and sign in and wait 30 minutes. when it’s finally my turn, they send me to another station. same thing – sign in, wait 30 minutes, send me to another station. at the last station, they tell me i need to call to make an appointment. it was a complete jug f-ck!
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