juggalo ninja


the combination of two sad obsessions of suburban teens with no real problems: insane clown posse and ninjutsu.

not to be confused with an actual ninja. for all their ego and bogus mysticism, someone who’s actually studied ninjutsu can probably kick your -ss handily.
“wicked clowns, homie, i’m the juggalo ninja, i’ll f-ck your -ss up as long as i’m home before 9 so my moms won’t ground me!”
same as a juggalo except at the highest rank of juggalo
at school i’m the juggalo ninja.

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