Juggernuts
a juggernut occurs when someone abstains from -j-c-l-t-ng for a long period of time(both s-x and masturbation) until they finally relieve themselves in the most unstoppable and largest nut of their life.
“it had been a month since i last nutted, but i f-cked that girl trixie last night and gave her the juggernut… she was covered from head to toe”
3 more definitions
an abnormally large but glorious set of male t-st-cl-s
person 1: holy f-ck! what is hanging out of your shorts?!
person 2: oh these puppies? they’re just my handy dandy juggernuts
person 1: sweet jesus…
a term originated at the university of richmond’s prestigious marsh hall. used to describe atleast a three stringer “nut”. results in mortification of the opposite s-x.
i just juggernutted all over that girl’s face.
dialouge
1: did you get your juggernut last night?
2: when do i not get my juggernut?
1. sorry for doubting you man.
a large, destructive force……in bed, ending in the pulverization of a f-ck-buddy.
omigod! he may seem normal, but in bed, he’s a juggernut!!!
or
wow!! that’s not a d-ck, it’s a juggernut!!!!
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