Juice Cleanse
expensive bottles that harbor an inexpensive carrot/broccoli liquid that more or less help with a bm (bowel movement)/or more commonly known as a sh-t
“i really wanted to drop 8 pounds before a party this weekend so i thought what better way to sh-t out your weight than with a juice cleanse.”
a juice cleanse is when you cut an orange in half and squeeze the juice of it over an erect p-n-s. a woman then gives a bl-w j-b and slops up all the oj. you get the benefit of the bl-wj-b while she gets the immunity boost of the vitamin c. a true win-win.
jessica: “hey do you have any orange juice in the fridge?”
tony: “no, but i have an orange over here if you want to try a juice cleanse?!”
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