Juicy Cottage Cheese


giving a girl a black eye by shooting c-m out to hard and fast at her face
andy- oh my god, i’m gonna spurt! ahhhhh!
sandy- ow! you just juicy cottage cheesed me!
andy- shut the f-ck up b-tch! {slap}

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