juicy jizz january


in the months after the dinosaurs invented no nut november they decided to create the greatest thing known to man, juicy j-zz january. they established 2 rules.

1)nut at least twice a day everyday
2) on weekends nut three times a day
person 1: i just barely made it through no nut november.
person 2: ik but are you ready for juicy j-zz january?
person 1: h-ll yeah.

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