jukebox
verb., to jukebox; the act of, while moving in an automobile, screaming an out of context word in an overly p-ssionate manner, directed at a pedestrian or group thereof.
noun., jukebox!, the word used in the vast majority of jukeboxings.
i was ripping around in my pimpmobile today, doing some mad jukeboxing. it was awesome, i was all like “jukebox baby!”, really freaked this one guy out.
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machine that plays music!
can be the label of lots of different things, such as jukebox on your computer.
a slang term for v-g-n-, it stems from the work vajookie, which means the same thing albeit much more obviously. jukebox is generally not to be used in a s-xual sense, since it is not at all a s-xy word, and should be used to refer to a p-ssy specifically and probably not as an insult, unless you want to sound stupid.
charlie: molly, i’m going to punch you in the jukebox unless you give me a pink motherf-ckin starburst right the f-ck now!
molly: but charlie, this is the last one i have, and my juke still hurts from yesterday!
slang for hooker: insert coins and she’ll work
“i’ve found myself a hot jukebox!”
when someone gets something else, generally a song, stuck in your head.
i just jukeboxed my niece!
a s-xual diversion to encourage a man to be more active in bed:
right when the girl is close to coming (but not, because he’s not working it right), shove something up his -ss really fast and then hold on tightly. he’ll likely squirm wildly to try to dislodge it and the girl can get her -rg-sm.
juwaun was so lazy in bed last night, i had to jukebox him!
word used for someone who is a narc.
term used for someone who is a p-ssy.
jukebox can be used for anything.
“shutup jukebox.”
“f-cking jukeboxes.”
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