Jukebox Money
slang term for condoms or money needed to buy condoms. inspired by the b-52s song “love shack”.
i’ve got me a car, it’s as big as a whale, and we’re about to set sail / i’ve got me a chrysler, it seats about 20 so hurry up and bring your jukebox money!
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dad: have fun at the party tonight, son.
tim: thanks dad…ooh, and before i forget, could you lend me a little cash for tonight?
dad: why? you’re not going to be getting some booze, right?
tim: no dad, i just need a little jukebox money.
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