jul-a-palooza
jul-a-palooza (noun): an international, multi-day festival celebrating good health, good friends and good times.
this being its first official year of celebration, highlights will include games, dancing, trips to the french riviera, ripping absinthe and many other forms of drunken debauchery. so for those of you reading at home, take a moment to reflect during this holiday weekend, hug the person nearest to you (regardless of whether or not you know them) and celebrate yourself r-t-rded.
-incessant photography, sing-alongs, unnecessary speeches and sleep-overs are encouraged.
credited to julie sevelovitz, lauren esposito and colleen dalton
happy mother f-ckin jul-a-palooza!!!
Read Also:
- Jumon
a person that is half jewish and also just so happens to be half mormon. creating pure comic genius! also known as mormajew d-mn that guy is so greedy and thinks he is better than every one, he must be a jumon.
- June Carter
an awesome musician, part of the famous carter family, performed with and married johnny cash and enjoyed talking about the wildwood in many songs. born june 23 1929, died may, 2003. was played by reese witherspoon in the 2005 movie “walk the line”. from “chruch in the wildwood” sung by june carter: “there’s a church […]
- Justin Hiscoe
fat kid wow look how fat justin hiscoe is
- justin lyu
when you are sh-tting and it falls out so smoothly. henry took a sh-t and while falling out so perfectly he knew it was a justin lyu.
- Jackoffasaurus
uber douchebag, someone who is begging to be slapped in the nuts but you cant so you call them a j-ck-ffasaurus. also the better form of calling someone a j-ck-ff. or someone who jacksoff to much. billy:dude your shirt is gay. sean: stfu you j-ck-ffasaurus. billy:-cries alex:nice dude