Jules Winnfield
jules winnfield
a character from pulp fiction portrayed by samuel l. jackson.
jules was a hitman / -ss-ssin / hired goon working
for marcellus wallace until he and his partner;
vincent vega witnessed, what jules refers to as,
divine intervention where they were shot at but none of
the bullets h-t.
now jules “walks the earth”. vincent calls him a b-m
for doing this.
he has a variant of the bibles chapter ezekiel 25:17
memorised, which he recites before killing someone.
as its some “chill sh-t” to say to someone before they die,
not because he’s religious.
he doesn’t eat pork, because pig is a filthy animal, not
because he’s jewish or muslim
he owns a bad motherf-cker wallet.
also, apparently he’s the “foot f-ckin’ master”
and he’s cool like the fonz
jules winnfield quotes:
“what” ain’t no country i’ve ever heard of, they speak english in what?
do you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in france?
sh-t negro! that’s all you had to say!
big kahuna burger?! i hear they have some tasty burgers.
eatin’ a b-tch out, and givin’ a b-tch a foot m-ssage ain’t even the same f-ckin’ thing.
tell that b-tch to chill out!
say “b-tch be cool” !
english motherf-cker! do you speak it?!
i’m a mushroom cloud layin’ motherf-cker, motherf-cker!
everytime my fingers touch brain i’m superfly t.n.t,
i’m the guns of the navarone
hamburgers! the cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.
shut the f-ck up, fat man!
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