Juli
the personification of beauty. if all the gods came together and created the most magnificent creature to ever walk the earth, she would be a juli. the standard 1 through 10 ranking system does not apply, a juli is automatically a 15, truly establishing a new level of beauty.
holy $#!% i think i just saw a juli! perfect 10! no bro… 15!
an angel from heaven who is incredibly beautiful and smart (except for in chemistry). she has long, blonde, beautiful, gold-spun hair, a wonderful smile, and is devastatingly beautiful. all men fall to her feet to worship her, and all males fawn over her day and night. she is wonderful.
aphrodite was also known as juli.
juli – noun
german for juli, but also revered as a goddess in some religions.
juli is a hottie goddess with a rocking body and personality. give me a smile juls, for you are a goddess.
a funny girl, usually with a blog
“are you following juli?”
“oh yeah! she’s hilarous.”
particularly a female klutz. she is hard-working, on the go and always tripping.
her name is also the adapted version of “bad luck brian.” all great, funny things happen when a juli is not around. when you least expect it, a juli will stumble and fall gracefully. she is one of the most elegant creatures around, creating finesse with every stride before hitting the ground.
i think that’s a juli. if you stare long enough, she will probably trip and fall. wait for it….
i was walking up the stairs and totally pulled a juli.
i just juli’ed on my way to school.
nothing exciting ever happens to a juli.
natural curly haired blonde woman who can’t do hair. her own hair is frizzy and fried looking, her face aged, and her body cocaine skinny. she is married but loves to wh-r- around. she does not make friends with women, because…well….they don’t have c-cks! she shuffles through papers all day long with feigned purpose, her avoidance behavior annoys co-workers. she goes outside and sits in her car often for up to 30 minutes at a time, shuffling through her papers and talking on the phone.
juli is a c-ke wh-r- masqurading as a married hairstylist.
pleas don’t let juli touch your hair, she will f-ck it up bad!
don’t be a juli, you’re better than that.
the name of mother criminal.
to steal a wallet and pretend to be the owner of it at a bank, and rob about $300-$700 out of wallet holders bank account.
to hold oneself as nothing but a jewel.
juli told her play pal to steal a rabbit from the mini mall and then gave it to a pet store.
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