Julian Asshat
another name for julian -ssange, the -sshat that feels it’s beneficial to leak thousands of crucial doc-ments in the name of “truth.” which in all reality is only compromising the safety and integrity of our people and our national relations with other countries.
when is julian -sshat releasing more doc-ments?
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