JumbleFuck

a very messy line, something way out of order
annoying b-tch: make a line get out of this f-cking….jumblef-ck!
jumblef-ck. n. a disorderly british queue.
jumblef-ck. v. to cause a queue to jumblef-ck; can also be used in replacement of the word “f-ck”, hence to refer to anything.
jumblef-ck. adj. a ‘jumblef-cked’ line.

origin: jackrabbits; jacksonville, florida
on february 3rd, 2007, the convoy known as ‘less than jack’ collectively partic-p-ted in the act of jumblef-cking. the ticketman for jackrabbits, kyle (henceforth known as ‘jumblef-ck’), walked outside the venue at 7:00 pm est (1 hour before doors open) to observe the act. the disgruntled ticketman then shouted “this isn’t a line. this is a jumblef-ck. get in single-file against the wall. this is a jumblef-ck!” eyewitnesses stated there-after that there were two british mates on vacation to see less than jake. one said “we’re bl–dy british, we know how to f-cking queue!”

it was in fact that a mere 20 minutes later, an appearance of the brazillian legend, rogerio lima manganelli, b-ssist of less than jake, was made. the ‘less than jack-er’, jacob informed mr. manganelli of this travesty. rogerio professed his undying support of the act of jumblef-cking.

later in the night, this statement was confirmed by mr. manganelli’s mother, “tats”.
this isn’t a line, it’s a jumblef-ck!
a confusing situation or insane few seconds; a moment that doesn’t seem like it could actually happen; a person that has absolutely no idea what they are doing
1. last night was a total jumblef-ck. no one knew where to go
2. did that actually just happen? what a jumblef-ck.
3. wow. she is a total jumblef-ck. she doesn’t have a clue what she’s saying.