JumboSlowbro


a type of bro who is very slow because of his/her jumbo-ness in his/her belly. for example, if he/she playes a mulitiplayer game such as minecraft, the server’s anticheat suspects him because he is so slow.
oh, he’s such a jumboslowbro, he wanted cheese but it took him an hour to get to the 1-foot-away refrigerator.

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