jump a bridge
to leave because no one enjoys your presence.
steve: ohemgee hey guys what’s up?
stan: holy f-ck steve, jump a bridge.
bailey: did you hear dan earlier today?
melissa: holy sh-t, he need’s to jump a bridge.
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