Jumpfuck


a manoeuvre pulled off by only the best trained p-ssymon in the world
while standing with a man inside her, the p-ssymon begins to jump to heights of up to 9 1/2 inches, an incredible experience for all involved
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“dude my girl started jumpf-cking me right as i came last night, epic!”
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jump-f-ck aka jf
eagerly jumping on a person and having intercourse with them.

“wow jimmy is totally jump-f-ckable.”
“greg was so attractive that once i saw him i totally jump-f-cked him!”
the s-xual or excited act, of running, jumping on and f-cking someone (like jump-hug).
– vengapir8 jumpf-cks jeian

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