jumping bus
this word was created by a girl who was trying to tell a story when a smart-ss decided to correct her. when the smart-ss was done correcting the girl warned him to watch out or something bad will happen… the boy ignored her but then the girl warned him to beware of jumping buses headed towards his window… again he ignored her… until it was too late. he died from being crushed by a jumping bus.
this definition is dedicated to pretty tsimiliar, the smart-ss who died from being crushed by a jumping bus. rest in peace y’-ss!
erika: “jon, i hope you get squashed by a jumping bus!”
—-or—-
erika: “watch out for that jumping bus!!” “… sissy”
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