Jumping Mooses
jumping mooses originated from a girl called paige. genuine animals that only cross her mind. many people think this is a crazy rampage, serioulsy a jumping moose is brillinat. just think about it and let the motion flow through your head.
paige; hey there a jumping mooses!
other; sh-t man thats some rad stuff
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