jumping shift
jump shift is basically a way of saying you are breaking up with someone
dave: hey
sarah: hey, we need to talk
dave: huh?
sarah: i’m sorry david but i’m jumping shift
dave: what do you mean by that?
sarah: i’m breaking up with you
dave: oh wow 🙁
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