June 31st For Popes
the two-day celebration from june 30th to july 1st for discordian popes to symbolically excommunicate each other, then to de-excommunicate each other.
1st pope: hey buddy, i’m fnord to excommunicate you!
2nd pope: i’m fnord to de-excommunicate myself, then i excommunicate you!
3rd pope: happy june 31st for popes! fnord!
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