June Jail
a jail seen in every mall. arrested shoppers can sit in here for hours at a time. june jails are always guarded by at least security guard taking shifts. the first use of a june jail was when june drabble got arrested by her husband, ralph, for eating candy that she didn’t pay for. a june jail is fun to sit in and will always be there when you’re tired from shopping. so if you want a place to rest when your shopping failed, head on over to the nearest june jail!
ralph: i can’t believe this! you stole a malt ball, honeybunch?! you’re gonna have to sit in the june jail.
june: well, that might not be so bad. i still got me some candy!
necky: but you didn’t pay! that was just it, you didn’t pay. over against the wall! (starts searching june for candy)
ralph: look, i found a lava cake. why don’t we all sit in the june jail. this is going to be fun. this is sweet! a june jail is so much fun.
june: yes, it sure is. but i feel like some exercise. (she starts jogging around the jail cell.)
necky: wait! are you hungry? we still got some of the cake and candy.
june: no, not right now. exercise first, then eat. you know how ralph is. he’s gotta keep his gooey going.
ralph: (laughing) now, all this exercise is making me tired. i’m gonna have to sit down. how do you like the june jail?
june: it rocks! this is one of the nicest jails anybody could go to. a couple of hours in here and you’ll love money. and its all thanks to my ralphy boy!
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