Junebugging
a self mutilation and auto-erotic act involving the insect known as the junebug and favored by sado-m-s-ch-stic h-m-s-xuals in the southern states of north america.
the act requires an 8 ball of cocaine, whiskey a razor blade and a junebug. mixing the whiskey and part of the cocaine together a desensitizing paste is created which is to be applied to a man’s scr-t-m. one desensitized a razor blade is used to cut open the scr-t-m where junebugs are placed inside. the remaining cocaine is snorted to induce a euphoric high as the salve loses its desensitizing effect. one the man can feel the junebugs crawling around in his scr-t-m he will begin to m-st-rb-t- to -rg-sm. sometimes he may crush the junebugs in his scr-t-m due to the intense s-xual arousal he feels.
dude, he’s a sick motherf-cker. he’ll probably start junebugging next.
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