jungle dick
much larger than average p-n-s attached to a black man. might be their most important calling card. however, they cannot put it on their resume or, should i say, job application. they tend to be proud of it and use it for recreational purposes, though unwanted offspring who may never know them is often a by-product of this use.
“i swear. when you’re at the gym, at least the white guys, and especially the asians, wrap a towel around their waists when going from their lockers to the showers. but the black guys throw their towels over their shoulders. that way, their jungle d-cks are on display.”
2 more definitions
1) a hairy, sloppy p-n-s.
2) a condition brought about by having a myriad of different diseases and fungi on and within the d-ck. imagine a jungle, a dark, damp, living, breathing environment rife with plants, fungus, c-ckroaches, parasites, germs, and bugs, all within its own little ecosystem. now imagine that on your d-ck.
aids, syphilis, and fungus combined = jungle d-ck.
1) joe never shaves his d-ck, therefore he has jungle d-ck.
2) ben had s-x with too many freshmen without using a rubber, now he has permanent jungle d-ck.
to describe a guys p-n-s but not give enough detail to how it looks, leaving the other person’s imagination wondering.
amber- john clampitt has a jungle d-ck!
alex- hahahahah….. what’s that?
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