jungle scoop
standing up while wiping your -ss and looking behind you as you wipe. this is to ensure no creepers come behind you and get all weird.
this was also done in the jungles of vietnam to prevent attacks from behind you as you wiped.
i had to jungle scoop after taking a sh-t to protect myself from a viet cong ambush.
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